Der Tod schwimmt Brust in Nevada

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Wars Fought, Bears Wrestled, Equations Solved, Virgins Enlightened, Revolutions Quelled, Tigers Castrated, Orgies Organized, Governments Run, Test Rockets Flown

And I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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When the mantis becomes the prey: Colourful chameleon uses its lightning fast reflexes to snap up its lunch

The 12 inch chameleon, sporting green, blue and orange colours, burst into action

It fired out its tongue a full 10 inches to snap up the mantis

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